Ikea Australia has introduced what is basically a daycare for grown men to one of their stores. Manland is how the patronizing container meant to hold bored husbands is called.
Women can drop their boyfriends there and let them enjoy sports on TV, video games, pinball or Foosball; they'll even get a free hot dog for their compliance. The girls are then free to roam the store and shop to their heart's content. But only for half an hour; they are actually given a buzzer to remind them to pick up their guys after 30 minutes.
The video spot on Australian TV is so condescending, and they actually found a whole bunch of guys who went happily along with it.
I say, if you don't want to be in Ikea, simply don't go. I really hope this is a spoof.
For a non-patronizing store for men, visit the Fendrihan Shaving Shop